In the Eyes of a Dreamer

September 22, 2014 6:18 pm
"Even in the most peaceful surroundings the angry heart finds a quarrel. Even in the most quarrelsome surroundings the grateful heart finds peace."

Doe Zantamata (via psych-facts)

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6:15 pm
"I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms."

(via reactivee)

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6:10 pm
"We boil at different degrees."

Ralph Waldo Emerson (via womanbythesea)

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6:10 pm 6:08 pm September 17, 2014 6:33 pm 6:33 pm

at the resturant with bae

  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
  • LMFAOOOO SISTER
6:32 pm
"I need a nap and an orgasm."

An Ancient Proverb, probably (via untamedcomets)

Always

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6:32 pm
"I need a nap and an orgasm."

An Ancient Proverb, probably (via untamedcomets)

Always

(via sabrinaxdo) 24 hours of the day

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6:30 pm
LMAO

LMAO

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